life as we know it

a brother in Christ once asked me,
"in a relationship, what can you OFFER? its great that you know you're looking for,
but what about what she's looking for? its not just is she the one, but are YOU the one?"

so, i was pondering about this, and, i was really depressed.
dude, what do i seriously have to offer?...

then, i realized that im awesome, but lazy. hahaha
so, without further ado, here are my qualities that i have to offer :)

1.) i love cooking. Give me a recipe, the right equipment, the right people to cook for,
i dont mind it. Yea, most ppl give me the cold shoulder and say, "you never cooked for me!"
well, to them i say, "YOU NEVER CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE! NEEEURRR :P"

2.) i like my sense of humor. i dont know if you agree with it or not, but i like it and i dont think
im going to change it. Yea, i can be vulgar with the "that's what she said" or the obscure random quotes that i use from various movies and situations that i've seen in my day in age, but, thats my humor, and i think im a humorous guy :)

3.) i can* spoil you.
*limited terms apply: 1) you are a very important person in my life and i would love to do almost anything for you. 2) i have the means to do so. 3) if i can, i will

4.) though EVERYONE is selfish, including myself, i believe that im a tad more selfless then the average. (like, a flat B in comparison to the world k?) like, i'll consider your feelings, consider your situation, consider YOU, consider others, consider the group, etc. etc. i just want the best case scenario

5.) im a more than-your-average tech savy guy. What this means is, whenever your computer is broken, your phone is acting up, you need to use the internet but theres no internet around, i can get you where you need to get to on the web/internet. also, yeah, im always online. roflolocopter :)

6.) most people think this is a downer, but, at least i know where i am, right?
im a gamer. i like games. there are some games that i dont like, and some that i really like.
i would probably try to get you hooked on gaming too